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G20 from kevinwilson ^Pro 221 days old

i have it on good authority that barack obama had to ask what G20 was when he was tucking into egg and chips on air force one, two miles over the pond, ...

MMIX news from kevinwilson ^Pro 224 days old

i think it might be down to a reduction in advertising, which means there is more room to fill in newspapers. i hope they survive - but i wonder whether ...

footnote from kevinwilson ^Pro 232 days old

a severed foot was found in a field in gloucestershire, england. then a severed left leg was found in hertfordshire. i wonder if they were hop farms. detective ...

the big question: how honest are you? from kevinwilson ^Pro 264 days old

did you read about the german man who stopped off at the services, and left the equivalent of £9,000 in cash behind?strangely enough, it was gone by ...

on MMIX tv - tonight from kevinwilson ^Pro 264 days old

[ ... ] news (editor's note: oh, sorry, did the clocks go back, or forward, or something? recently?) 10pm -   the brat awards - coldplay award ...

breaking news 4 from kevinwilson ^Pro 272 days old

people in the north have got the 'angel of the north' statue to give them pride. people in the south will soon have a £2 million giant statue of a horse, ...

breaking news 3 from kevinwilson ^Pro 274 days old

staff at the royal bank of scotland have pooled their bonuses to buy out chelsea football club.they sacked scolari immediately because he just wasn't ...

breaking news 2 from kevinwilson ^Pro 275 days old

spanish golfers have voted for a series of strikes in protest at the number of british golfers who are clogging up their courses and restricting their ...

breaking news from kevinwilson ^Pro 280 days old

a hospital in derby, england, may be considering an exorcism after staff reported seeing a cloaked figure dressed in black.a spokesperson for scottish ...

talking from kevinwilson ^Pro 280 days old

what do people find to talk about?food and shopping, that's what. one brief stroll through the slush to get my butties (oops - did you see what i did ...