ok - you have to pretend that you are in the MMIX cosmetic surgery.
doctor kev is waiting to see you and he has a special offer on.

(steady ... )

you can change one thing about your face and he will fix it for you, for free.

so what would you have done??

(i'm not trying to say you actually NEED anything doing, obviously.
but you might just have one or two small imperfections, like a nose the size of a two pound loaf or something.
er ... if you do have a large nose, i hope you weren't offended by what i just said there...
er... i think that's the end of the apologies.
sorry.)