amazing the number of people who seem to be chopping down trees and smashing down walls and having skips delivered.

the world is alive with the scream of chain saws, the roar of the bulldozer, and the tinny racket of radio one, all in the name of home improvement.

this is the spring clean, 21st century style, i suppose.

give me a floral apron and a feather duster any time ....

ooops, giving away a bit too much there, i think ...

is it too late to retract that remark?

ah.

ok.

(puts on deepest voice...)

just my little joke, you understand.  give me a hammer drill and a pair of dickies work trousers any time.