7.30pm -  jordan meets dolly parton

7.45pm - blue tits (a nature study)

8.30pm - rubbish chef: too bad to make it onto master chef, they compete to make a slice of toast...
               'cooking rubbish doesn't get tougher than this.'

9pm -     the ten o'clock news (editor's note: oh, sorry, did the clocks go back, or forward, or something? recently?)

10pm -   the brat awards - coldplay award themselves best band in the universe ever award ... well a lot better than duffy anyway:
              with a live performance by best newcomers, sour grapes

11pm -   the weather (a second chance to see yesterday's weather forecast)