you might remember that - over on the old and outdated eagle eye blog - i said i was going to get a new pair of spex?
and that i shouldn't have gone to specsavers?
and that my eyes were wonky and i needed prisms in the lens to stop me getting double vision?

you do?

here - have a home made macaroon ...
oh, sorry - where was i?

yes, well, i duly (julie? who is julie?) went into specsavers today to pick up my sexy new spex.
and when i had them on, i blinked several times and thought i was going blind - at any rate, i had double vision.
i saw two specsavers logos on the sheet in front of me ...

the stupid gits had only forgotten to put prisms in the lens.
thus proving that i really shouldn't have gone to specsavers.

rather wittily, i thought, i asked the assistant how many fingers i was holding up ...